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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Exams...




Animation Clips Rocks....

You cannot imagine the way these Animations are done its so Amazing....

Watch it and Enjoy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=632QZwdbljE&feature=related

Not a Joke But Funny Part - 2

This is a another version of the below clip(not a Joke But Funny)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_fPV13lKm4

P.S :- This is awesome it rocks have a look at it if you miss you regret it....

Friday, August 15, 2008

Not a Joke But funny (Awesome)

Just click on the link below, click on play, then leave the mouse alone.

Then sit back and enjoy a piece of IT creative brilliance.

Somebody spent A lot of time here!!

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf



Little Kids

LITTLE KNOWN MARITIME FACTS.....

A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones.

1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea because I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher age 7)

3. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)

5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kyle age 6)

6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy shrink. (Kevin age 6).

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Short Jokes

How do you know if your a red neck?
You go to the family neuron to find a date!

Yo mamma so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out her basement window.

Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Becase he was a party pooper.

How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
None. The invisible hand does it.